Saturday, May 22, 2010

The latest in Wyoming Technology. Didn't ever really catch on, unfortunately.
Seriously.
We've learned a lot about the world since the early 90s.
"What? How can it be flammable? Its metal!"
"Darlin, I don't care if you have put on a few pounds...ain't no one better looking than ewe..."
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a snowman-tower.
"See here! this way, if any o' the kids fall outa the back, they'll know which truck to run after..."
The University of Wyoming Indoor Football Team. Need we say more?
"There gots to be a reason it is free...who gives away a Llama? Prolly doesn't hunt..."
"Do what I says, not what I says..."
Ummm...I don't we need to say anymore about this one!
...Got that right...

Well, we tried...

Funny concept, but who ever heard of a hurricane in Wyoming? Thank you, Wyoming public schools.
"No, no, no, you idiot! I says 'liar liar, pants on fire!'"
Wouldn't you be frustrated if you drove all that way just to be down 43 points in the 3rd quarter, not to mention the fact that you are from Wyoming?
"This heres our school band. Say, what happened to our cowbell player?"
This is basically as deep as the curriculum for the Human Anatomy classes goes...
On second thought, I'll probably just go somewhere else...
"How do I want it cooked? Just point me at the tank, I'll handle the rest..."


"Lets see...I'll take, one wintergreen, one pine fresh, and one...you got any that smell like new cars?"

Its mighty emportant that we's all readin good.
"Free? Well shucks, that sounds almost too good to be true...I don't know...does it hunt?"
Well, it's Wyoming. Which of your friends and relatives won't be weird?
I know what you are thinking, and yes, this actually exists, and yes, that really is their logo.
Think twice before ordering your next "double" cheeseburger at the McDonalds in Evanstan...